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    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority
    Humorous Jesus Statue - Iconic Artwork Challenging Authority

    Jesus with Attitude - Original “Talk to the Hand” icon!

    👍It's been recommended by 5.8K people on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 🔥Month sold 12759 🏆98% of customers would buy 2-3 gifts for their loved ones
    Save 50% $24.99 USD $49.98 USD
    Style
    Divine Disrespect
    The Silent Finger
    The Holy Smirk
    Quantity
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    $24.99 USD each

    Disclaimer: All statues are handcrafted by our employees in California and are absolutely NOT 3D PRINTED! Please be vigilant against counterfeit products! Customers must verify the authenticity of genuine items!

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    🎄🎄This Christmas, the statue will bring you and your family even more joy and warmth!!


    This is not a statue of Jesus you're familiar with.

    It blends the language of Renaissance sculpture with contemporary satirical aesthetics, molded in one piece with realistic details - from the curls of Jesus' hair to the flowing folds of his holy robes, from the divinity of his brow to the provocative implications of his hand gestures, every angle triggers a new interpretation.

    And the bold gesture of the middle fingers of both hands is not only a visual impact of contrast, but also a declaration of inner freedom:

    “Faith, doesn't need to be rigid.”
    “Sacredness, too, can have an attitude.”

    🌟 Decorative: study, workbench, studio - even the dullest space can be lively because of it 
    📸 Topic: everyone will take pictures to share the art of terriers, social media will be fire 
    🎁 Gift: for friends, for yourself, for the person who always says “I see through everything” 😎 Attitude: it's not just an ornament, it's your divine expression to the world to say “leave me alone”. Gift-giving: for friends, for yourself, for the person who always says “I see through everything” 
    😎 Attitude: this is not just an ornament, it's a divine expression of you telling the world “leave me alone”!

    📌 Material Faux Marble High Quality 
    📌 Sized 4-inch  for a desk, living room, or the perfect corner to “shock visitors” 
    📌 Perfect gift for the art lover, atheist, or your “anything goes” friend! “anything goes” friend!

    ✨ Takes your space from “blah” toawesome” in seconds!



    ❄️ Quick FAQs ❄️

    Q: What makes it different from plastic or 3D-printed ones?
    A: It’s made of premium resin — smoother, heavier, and more refined, with a natural shine that lasts.

    Q: Is it durable?
    A:  Solid resin construction means it’s built to last, not flimsy like cheap alternatives.

    Q: Will the color fade?
    A: No worries — each piece is coated with a fade-resistant finish to stay beautiful for years.

    Q: Is every piece the same?
    A: Not exactly — each Venus is hand-finished, so yours will have its own unique attitude. 💅

    🎁 Bring home the goddess with attitude — let art do the talking! 💅✨


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    Fast refund for any dissatisfaction within 30 days, 100% money-back guarantee.
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    🏆After Sales Service>>2 Years Warranty, Support Trade-in For New Within 1 Year.

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