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🖕 'BLESSED BE THIS B*TCH' 🖕
Meet your new patron saint of petty revenge—the Middle Finger Witch Statue. Perfect for hexing exes, silencing haters, and manifesting pure chaotic energy.

Why She’s Spellbinding:
✔ 100% UNFILTERED – Casts side-eye and curses
✔ WITCH APPROVED – Hand-painted resin with 'go to hell' elegance
✔ GREAT FOR altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving
🔥 'NOT TODAY, SATAN… OR YOU, KAREN.' 🔥
#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy
(Broom not included. Attitude comes standard.)
[CTA] 'SUMMON THE SASS' with animated lightning effect
🎁Package includes
- Handmade
- Size:5 inches
- Material: Resin
- 1 x Middle Finger Witch Statue