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🎄🎄This Christmas, the statue will bring you and your family even more joy and warmth!!
🎨✨ Work Sucks Desk Goddess
Her flowing lines, aquatic textures, and celestial details pay tribute to the emotional depth and creativity of Pisces. Meanwhile, her iconic “Talk to the Hand” pose adds a fierce modern twist—perfect for anyone who lives life on their own terms.
🔥 Why she slays:
Attitude for days: That side-eye? Legendary.
“Talk to the Hand” energy: She’s done explaining.
Myth meets modern: Classic mythology reimagined with bold, street-style swagger.
A mood and a message: Perfect for art collectors, fashion rebels, and divine feminists.
Why She’s a Mood™:
👑 History’s First Troll – A 8-inch masterpiece of eco-resin sass, blending classical beauty with modern “nope” energy.
🏛️ Museum-Grade Petty – Antique stone finish = Louvre-worthy shade. Heavy base = won’t topple (unlike your patience).
🔥 “Pisces Didn’t Survive Centuries Just to Be Nice.”
👉 Claim Your Goddess-Level Clapback Today!
P.S. Pair with our Middle Finger Pilot Collection for a full “No More Mr. Nice Girl” decor theme. ✨🖕