Disclaimer: All statues are handcrafted by our employees in California and are absolutely NOT 3D PRINTED! Please be vigilant against counterfeit products! Customers must verify the authenticity of genuine items!
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🎄🎄This Christmas, the statue will bring you and your family even more joy and warmth!!
🎨✨ Work Sucks Desk Goddess
She's not the old hag you think she is, but the embodiment of magic and will.
A descendant of Hecate, the ancient Greek goddess of night, moon and crossroads, the witch is a symbol of transcendent wisdom and free will. She blends the mystery of the Norse witch, the spirituality of the Celtic priestess and the awakened power of the modern woman.
🔥 Why she slays:
Attitude for days: That side-eye? Legendary.
“Talk to the Hand” energy: She’s done explaining.
Myth meets modern: Classic mythology reimagined with bold, street-style swagger.
A mood and a message: Perfect for art collectors, fashion rebels, and divine feminists.
Why She’s a Mood™:
👑 History’s First Troll – A 8-inch masterpiece of eco-resin sass, blending classical beauty with modern “nope” energy.
🏛️ Museum-Grade Petty – Antique stone finish = Louvre-worthy shade. Heavy base = won’t topple (unlike your patience).
🔥 “Witch Didn’t Survive Centuries Just to Be Nice.”
👉 Claim Your Goddess-Level Clapback Today!
P.S. Pair with our Middle Finger Pilot Collection for a full “No More Mr. Nice Girl” decor theme. ✨🖕
❄️ Quick FAQs ❄️
Q: What makes it different from plastic or 3D-printed ones?
A: It’s made of premium resin — smoother, heavier, and more refined, with a natural shine that lasts.
Q: Is it durable?
A: Solid resin construction means it’s built to last, not flimsy like cheap alternatives.
Q: Will the color fade?
A: No worries — each piece is coated with a fade-resistant finish to stay beautiful for years.
Q: Is every piece the same?
A: Not exactly — each Venus is hand-finished, so yours will have its own unique attitude. 💅
🎁 Bring home the goddess with attitude — let art do the talking! 💅✨
✅Guaranteed Safe & Secure Checkout with:
Our goods are authentic, with genuine patents, and counterfeits must be investigated! Customers, please identify our products!
😊Returns>> Fast refund for any dissatisfaction within 30 days, 100% money-back guarantee.
